So my coworker wrote and application full of arrays of structures (yeah structs, not classes). No clue of what a stack or a heap is. He even implemented a collection based on CollectionBase, and then he made a string indexer property (yep, ArrayLists only expose indexes). I said “have you ever heard of a HashTable?”. By the way, he’s been developing for several years. It’s sad, really.
P.S. This is an inside joke ‘tween me and my coworker.